links of residence
awful hawke-jack 1
character bio by rafael
the webmaster (me) editing this very site
best (worst) forged marrage certificate. f you myconline for shutting down

what kinda stuff do ya wanna know about me? freak. i guess ill tell you some stuff. online, i sometimes go by jet (girl), but if you've made it this far, you can know that my real name's Hawke. like the bird. but with an e. or hawkey- (hawk-ey) thats what my math teacher calls me. I live somwhare in america. a lot of the time i wish i didnt. as far as pronouns go, he/him please. i'm a dude it would be weird otherwise. you can use she/her if youre going to refer to me like you would a boat or car. when i dont like where i am, i pretend that i'm an epic knight with my knight buddies or a oyster farmer in maine. i make a good grilled cheese, and take a shower semi frequently. i'm getting kinda bored with this text box. i wouldnt have read this if i were you.
images that might help you get an idea what i'm like












i am not actually a pastafarian. i just thought that image would look cool in the div box.












holyshit you went all the way to the bottom of this???? here take a star of approval.
also, heres the pinterest board that all of these are from, and more. bonus prize.
tea ranking
1. earl grey
2. iced black w creamer
3. english breakfast
4. lapsang souchong
5. mint
6. green
7. sleepytime
stuff i like to do
- go to the beach
- play banjo and synth
- wander amelessly
- wander with purpose
- cook wildly spicy shit
- collect items
- read things and stuff
- snowboard
- draw my fursonas
- play a videogame once and awhile
- build inventions. ask me.
- hit squirrels with my moms car on my first drivers license test. also ask me.
- take care of house plants
- do stick n pokes
- play roller derby
- hate the internet (how ironic!)
- fuckin make art idunno what do you want me to say
I'm taro bubble tea!
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